*Heaven won't have me and Hell's afraid I'll take over*

*Everyone's entitled to be stupid, but your abusing the priveledge*

*I can only please 1 person a day, today isn't your day, tomorrow doesn't look good either*

*Whatever kind of look you were goin for, you missed*

*When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you*

*Some guys are players, it's a known fact, so don't fall in love, just play the player back*

*If your a hottie with a body, then I'm your cutie with a bootie*

*Guys are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped*

*Don't hate the player, hate the game*

*I'm the princess, I live in the clouds, if you wanna kick it, you better bow down, so get on your knees, and call me your highness, cuz baby believe me, I'm the worlds finest*

*I'm sweet like sugar, soft like suede, but unlike nintendo, I never get played*

*God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, hey we all make mistakes*

*Pimpette of the year, player of the season, your boy left your @$$, and I'm the reason*

*God made the land, God made the sea, God needed a princess, so God made me*

*Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me beautiful, what happened to you*

*If life isn't a game, then why are there so many players*

*Never fight with an ugly person, they have nothing to lose*

*If barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy all her friends*

*Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful, hate me cuz your boyfriend thinks so*

*Roses are red, grass is green, kiss my @$$ hun, cuz I'm the queen*

*Remember my name, remember my face, cuz there's no other that can take my place*

*God made elks, God made deers, God made Nsync a bunch of queers*

*Cost of eggs $3, Cost of skimask $15, Cost of tickets 2 Britney $54, Cost of egging the crap out of the princess of pop PRICELESS*

*Some day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions*

*I'm an angel, honest, the horns are just there to hold the halo up*

*Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful.....well okay, hate me cuz I'm beautiful*

*Don't player hate, participate, appreciate and congratulate*xt.

*I got more game than a playstation*

*Honk if you love Britney Spears, then drive your car into the nearest tree*

*Mirror's don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either!*

Name:           Kristy Location:        Somewhere Out There Fav Band(s):   The Sex Pistols, The Clash, The Ramones  Fav Movie(s):  Clueless   Who I Love:    Special Agent Fox Mulder       Quote for today: "What do I do?  I'm a key figure in an ongoing government charade. An annoyance to my superiors. A joke to my peers.  They call me Spooky...Spooky Mulder.  Whose sister was abducted by aliens when he was a kid. Who now chases little green men with a badge and a gun, shouting to the heavens and anyone else who will listen that the fix is in.  That our government's hip to the truth and part of the conspiracy. That the sky is falling, and when it hits it's gonna be the shit storm of alllll time."

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